My chocolate friend Malibu has moved away
A little bit "Pig Pen" a little Doris Day
I sit on this bench that she chewed as a pup
Really just thinking about her, wondering what's up
I can't say that I liked her at all when she moved in
But her stink kinda grows on you, like a rash on your skin
She said she would visit, but time is not hers to choose
She's probably home sleeping or eating Hilary's shoes
I miss you my friend but I have reclaimed my bench
I whimper a little when I get a whiff of your stench
Boston Aloysius Montgomery III
