An Ode To Malibu...

My chocolate friend Malibu has moved away

A little bit "Pig Pen" a little Doris Day

I sit on this bench that she chewed as a pup

Really just thinking about her, wondering what's up

I can't say that I liked her at all when she moved in

But her stink kinda grows on you, like a rash on your skin

She said she would visit, but time is not hers to choose

She's probably home sleeping or eating Hilary's shoes

I miss you my friend but I have reclaimed my bench

I whimper a little when I get a whiff of your stench

Boston Aloysius Montgomery  III

Do you see the resemblance?

After posting Toto's picture yesterday I started to think that he looked like a combination of two old cartoon characters.  He has the stature and style of Muttley and the mustache of Dastardly.

How dare you give me a bath before breakfast...

To enhance or not to enhance...

This is the look that was given to me today when I filled the dog's food bowls with the unimaginable, just dry food.  Yes, I admit I may have spoiled my adorable little angels a bit by adding chicken or beef with rice to their food, but really, who would want to eat dry food every day?  The bad part is that now on the occasion that I don't cook for them, I am met with a certain attitude.  I do believe that I may have been given a "talk to the paw" .  Oh well, at least Boston protested to may face, Toto and Shea went into hiding!  

Exclusive time warp discovery ultra slow dog drinking water

This is very interesting!

Diva dog...

Life as a Diva can be exhausting, sometimes you just have to let it all hang out!

A prototype of a potential Howloween costume for Shea

It's hard to tell if my precious little angel would be the trick or the treat in this one...

So I recently took a survey about whether or not pets are allowed on the furniture. What do you think my answer was?

Wild Dogs make great Wild Cats...

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Why do you insist upon disturbing us during nap time?

Guess what is right around the corner...Howloween!

Hard to believe that it's getting to be time to pick this year's Howloween costume.  As my serious fans remember, I was an adorable elephant last year.  I will be taking suggestions for costumes as well as previewing some in the coming days and weeks.  As you have probably figured out by now, no costume is not an option...

Wet Westie Poo? Shamwow...

Which side is the jail?

So my Mom took me to this place to try and make me a model. I'll show her...

I'm pretty sure this is what they are looking for...

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Warning...you may need a tissue