An Ode To Malibu...

My chocolate friend Malibu has moved away

A little bit "Pig Pen" a little Doris Day

I sit on this bench that she chewed as a pup

Really just thinking about her, wondering what's up

I can't say that I liked her at all when she moved in

But her stink kinda grows on you, like a rash on your skin

She said she would visit, but time is not hers to choose

She's probably home sleeping or eating Hilary's shoes

I miss you my friend but I have reclaimed my bench

I whimper a little when I get a whiff of your stench

Boston Aloysius Montgomery  III